god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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