lets start a swedish sibling band together
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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