4 words: hood of his car
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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