Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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