Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
The beer is more important than you right now.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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