He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
