i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
