is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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