I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Boobs are out for the taking
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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