Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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