Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
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i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
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Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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