What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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