Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
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So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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