So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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