Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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