i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
