Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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