I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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