The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
