How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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