She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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