you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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