They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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