with your own penis?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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