I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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