you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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