We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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