I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Are my feet made of real feet?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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