i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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