Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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