So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
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