I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
