You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Randomize
