If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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