I wish I only lived at night.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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