The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
There r osticjed everywhere
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Randomize