I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Randomize
