Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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