by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
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