Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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