how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Boobs speak an international language.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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