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She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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