yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
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Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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