Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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