For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
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She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
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Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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