Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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