her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
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I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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