Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
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Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
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I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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