Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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