I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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