I'm drive I can fine osifer
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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