No, you can still breathe under the balls.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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