Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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