I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
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She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
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No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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