He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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