I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
babies were throwing up all over the place
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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