there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
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The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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